Definitions by Dick
assgremlin
a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004
dick out hole
in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.
dick out hole by dick January 11, 2004