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assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004

shizer cock 

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK
you motherfuckin shizercock
shizer cock by dick April 2, 2004

paper gangster

one who lives in the surburban area who is white and doing it for the image.
that kid with his moms lexus is a paper gangster
paper gangster by dick March 31, 2004

blood juice 

when one has a "bloody nose" and they blow all of the blood out.
"dad a kid hit me in the face and I've got blood juice."
blood juice by Dick March 27, 2004
A gay ass faggot that spends all his money on frehsman hoes and has no game. By the way, i jacked his fuckin hummer biiooootttch.
Dude Murphy is such a werbel.
Werbel by dick March 19, 2004
The alternate african-american name for a white man who acts excessivly black at times.
Damn, Leroy is so confused about his race.
leroy by Dick February 8, 2004

dick out hole 

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.
yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.
dick out hole by dick January 11, 2004