Definitions by Dewey
New York Islanders
Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
New York Islanders by Dewey June 15, 2004
pittsburgh penguins
Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
pittsburgh penguins by Dewey June 15, 2004
frat
Frat boys don't give a shit about anything but getting hammered and raping bitches. They are the guys who continue the terrible stereotypes about fraternities. Fraternity men, on the other hand, have moral vales and actually care about getting good grades.
lightning
The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.
red wings
The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.
The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.
masuimi
cockjuggler
Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.
cockjuggler by Dewey May 24, 2004