Dewey's definitions

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

declare bull

A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.

What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!

by Dewey August 4, 2004

pussy ass nigga

Ja Rule; one day G-Unit will pump hot lead into his bitch-ass.

Ja Rule is a pussy ass nigga

by Dewey August 1, 2004

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.

... and now my eyes are bagtastic.

by dewey March 23, 2004

bbg

Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.

Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.

by Dewey June 18, 2004

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004