Detective Wizard's definitions

coppercopter

A police helicopter that is really cool.

I really love that movie "Blue Thunder", and especially the coppercopter that Roy Scheider, who coincidentally played the part of the Sherrif in the movie"Jaws" flew, and looped.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

peeping Rockford

Usually refers to a private investigator, but describes anyone that uses some type of sophisticated equipment to peer into an unsuspecting individual's or family's home.

When I discovered the hidden surveillance cameras in my home, I felt somewhat violated, and realized that I might have fallen victim to a peeping Rockford.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

snoop clown

Someone who suspects that they are being watched or actually is under surveillance, who intentionally acts like a clown, or does something unique and unexpected to cause the folks watching to burst out in laughter, or to discuss the activity, to allow the person being watched to confirm their presence. Can also refer to a person who acts in this manner solely for the entertainment of the folks watching, and for himself of herself.

I acted like a snoop clown to get the folks that were looking at me through my window to laugh.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

mornag

The act of intentionally or in rare cases unintentionally irritating another person very soon after they get out of bed in the morning. Can also refer to someone that is known to perform this action frequently.

I really like my new girlfriend, although starting out the day is difficult with her as she can be a real mornag sometimes.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

desnoop

The act of limiting or completely eliminating surveillance on a particular person, either by the folks performing the surveillance, or by someone on behalf of the person under surveillance, or by the person under surveillance himself or herself. Can also refer to the act of installing light-blocking shades in one's home, to prevent nosy neighbors or peeping Tom types from peering into their windows.

I was aware of some overly curious types looking at what I was doing on my laptop, so I desnooped them by working under a wool blanket.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

flymptom

A false symptom, either a legitimate mistake, but also sometimes used deceptively by someone to trick others into believing that the person has a condition that does not really exist.

The person was trying to determine where the wood creaking noises were coming from, a clear case of a flymptom, as he was not looking around the room aimlessly as you described.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019