Definitions by Detective Wizard

mornag 

The act of intentionally or in rare cases unintentionally irritating another person very soon after they get out of bed in the morning. Can also refer to someone that is known to perform this action frequently.

I really like my new girlfriend, although starting out the day is difficult with her as she can be a real mornag sometimes.

mornag by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

flawsuit 

A court case, or lawsuit that is based on some trivial matter, or takes advantage of a flawed or loose law, usually motivated by greed, and implies some degree taking advantage of a simple accidental occurrence, for monetary gain

I still can't believe that we now have to look at that ridiculous "Caution Hot Coffee" message on some of our coffee cups, which is somewhat of an insult to one's intelligence, due to that darn flawsuit.

flawsuit by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

coppercopter 

A police helicopter that is really cool.

I really love that movie "Blue Thunder", and especially the coppercopter that Roy Scheider, who coincidentally played the part of the Sherrif in the movie"Jaws" flew, and looped.

coppercopter by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

pestimony 

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

pestimony by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

desnoop 

The act of limiting or completely eliminating surveillance on a particular person, either by the folks performing the surveillance, or by someone on behalf of the person under surveillance, or by the person under surveillance himself or herself. Can also refer to the act of installing light-blocking shades in one's home, to prevent nosy neighbors or peeping Tom types from peering into their windows.

I was aware of some overly curious types looking at what I was doing on my laptop, so I desnooped them by working under a wool blanket.

desnoop by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

dumbpulsive 

Describes the inherent tendency to falsely accuse someone of being compulsive, obsessive, or having a trait that does not really exist.

That quack of a doctor appears to have a dumbpulsive tendency to mis-diagnose patients.

dumbpulsive by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

lie-witness 

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

lie-witness by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019