lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

coppercopter

A police helicopter that is really cool.

I really love that movie "Blue Thunder", and especially the coppercopter that Roy Scheider, who coincidentally played the part of the Sherrif in the movie"Jaws" flew, and looped.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

desnoop

The act of limiting or completely eliminating surveillance on a particular person, either by the folks performing the surveillance, or by someone on behalf of the person under surveillance, or by the person under surveillance himself or herself. Can also refer to the act of installing light-blocking shades in one's home, to prevent nosy neighbors or peeping Tom types from peering into their windows.

I was aware of some overly curious types looking at what I was doing on my laptop, so I desnooped them by working under a wool blanket.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

pestimony

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

dumbpulsive

Describes the inherent tendency to falsely accuse someone of being compulsive, obsessive, or having a trait that does not really exist.

That quack of a doctor appears to have a dumbpulsive tendency to mis-diagnose patients.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

herocop

A person involved in any type of law enforcement, that intervenes, going above and beyond the normal call of when he or she observes something truly wrong about to be done, as the result of systematic failure, typically preventing an innocent person or persons from being wrongly arrested, detained, or in any way negatively affected needlessly. It typically implies that the person has taken a risk to some extent, and was later indemnified and looked upon as a true hero of society, possibly being the first to leave footprints for others to follow in similar situations.

Officer McDonald is a true herocop for preventing a travesty of justice that would have otherwise occurred if the person's residence was needlessly visited or stormed to apprehend the person that was falsely accused.

by Detective Wizard November 03, 2019

gangravate

The action performed by a group of people, in order to aggravate an individual or a different group of people. It is usually done with the intent to incite a reaction in a person, or otherwise lead the person into producing a behavior which can be filmed and used to misrepresent the person's true character. It usually motivated by greed, or dislike for a person, because the person is more wealthy, intelligent, witty, or somehow otherwise differs from them. It has been used in politics by media outlets and other organizations, and competing political groups.

The gang-stalkers, which included doctors and lawyers, intentionally and deceptively tried to stir up the individual and gangravate the person with the intent to incite or goad a reaction, which they could film and present in a court of law in order to misrepresent the true character of the person, and make earlier false testimony appear more plausible, believable, and acceptable.

by Detective Wizard November 02, 2019