Destouches's definitions

Immanuel Kant

The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).

I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!

by Destouches February 10, 2005

wog

Originally British usage was only meant when describing any dark skinned person either of African or Indo-Asian descent. It was more along the lines of the "negro" and such. THe modern Australian usage differs considerably as to include the Meditteranean races, including the non-European Turkish, Lebanese and Israeli Jews.

Wogs are peculiar to the Land of Oz alone.

by Destouches November 29, 2004

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.

But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)

by Destouches February 10, 2005

detroit

The futuristic city and an example of negative utopia in which people eventually end up back in prehistoric times. Oddly enough worshipped as an "urbanistic" ideal by the Jewsih Liberal elite as much as the so-called White trailer trash (see Eminem

yo mamma so fat and stupid -shezz from d'troit or sumethin?

by Destouches February 17, 2005

Oyrish

A broadly pronnounced brogue for "Irish".
Perfect St. Pat's example:

Kiss me, I'm Oyrish!

by destouches December 19, 2004

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 3, 2005

fuk

Slovene slang word for a lay. From the verb "fukati" (to fuck).

Mojca is a greatest fuk ever! My cock gets wet every time I think about her!

by destouches December 19, 2004