gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

by Destouches February 10, 2005

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 03, 2005

fuk

Slovene slang word for a lay. From the verb "fukati" (to fuck).

Mojca is a greatest fuk ever! My cock gets wet every time I think about her!

by destouches December 19, 2004

Bushevik

A rabid, extremely belligerent follower of the Bush-Blair doctrine of militant Zionism. Based on the analogy of the nottorious Jewish Bolsheviks which ruled the former Soviet Union with iron fist leaving an estimated 60 million of innocent corpses.

Whom are the mad Busheviks gonna attack next?
I think it's a toss between Syrian and Iran.
Can anybody stop these lunatics?
Well, not until you control at least one non-zionist radio or TV station!

by Destouches February 16, 2005

tutto posto

Italian slang for all is fine; everything's ok. Could be followed by the similar expressions of mild contentments including "tutto tranquilo" and/or "tutto regolare".

How do you feel after this 12-hours cock reattachment surgery?
Tutto posto, tutto regolare!

by destouches January 05, 2005

eat pussy

It's one of the great unsung delights of living as the male of the species.

It is marvellous to eat pussy when it's all spic and span (relatively uncontamineded by previous users).

by Destouches November 29, 2004

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.

But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)

by Destouches February 10, 2005