Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

ball muncher

to eat balls,testicle muncher.LOVES THE COCK

there is steve what a ball muncher!!
look at jesus over there what a ball muncher

by desmond July 22, 2003

Project END

Techno Band that pokes fun at People like Brett Faber, Chris White, Desmond Mok (who has a small cock) and Your Mom.

Project END kicks Ass

by Desmond December 07, 2004

Dorfaswee

One of ur close friends.

Stop talking shit about James! He's my dorfaswee!

by Desmond January 23, 2004

yankee fan

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

by desmond November 23, 2004

sweostor

a stupid person

Jim is 15 and doesn't know how to tie his shoes; what a sweostor.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 02, 2004