Lower level worker with low intellect who assumes their job entails nothing more than sitting on their ass and displays passive aggression towards actually doing ones job
The ol Diddy whopper behind the desk huffed his way back to my room to unlock it because he gets paid to twiddle his thumbs and watch nonsense television
by Desert lightning September 1, 2016
Get the diddy whoppermug. The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.
Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
Get the Clerkingmug. The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.
Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
Get the Breath blindersmug. The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third
Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone
by Desert lightning September 1, 2016
Get the Hillariedmug. The act of pressing the accelerator to the floor in a metropolitan area. Usually resulting in increased speed and accompanied by the purr or sputter of the engine. Best done in a late model Crown Vic at 3 in the morning over rail road tracks.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
Get the Puttin err down through townmug. Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.
by Desert lightning November 22, 2019
Get the Different Strokesmug.