garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.
Haha He mowed his rug.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.
by Derek April 09, 2005
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bk

a blood killer and you are a crip or you say it to be cool
when you see a blood you say fuck you slob bk for life
by derek December 01, 2004
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Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
by Derek November 16, 2004
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Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit
Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?
by Derek August 31, 2004
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doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long
Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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