Derek's definitions

Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown

Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology

by Derek November 21, 2003

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)

"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"

by derek November 19, 2003

bk

a blood killer and you are a crip or you say it to be cool

when you see a blood you say fuck you slob bk for life

by derek December 1, 2004

garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.

While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.

by Derek February 27, 2005

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003