Derek's definitions

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

cheap

The tactics a nerd uses when all he does is stay home on saturday nights and study combos in fighting games. If you aren't a geek obsessed with video games you may not know how to defend against these cheap tactics, and you will be called a "scrub" or "n00b" or other words used by lifetime virgins. When playing online, these people will do moves that require fast reflexes to counter, however since there is lag, you can't counter. So they just keep doing it over and over exploiting the weakness of online play.

Short jumping over and over in KOF 2002.

Picking Athena in King of Fighters 2002

Using Chun-Li in Snk vs Capcom.

Being a person named Emil-Team Evolution.

by Derek September 19, 2005

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room

me and derek just clam baked my shed

by derek May 13, 2005

chrizzle

the holy one. the messiah.

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.

by derek January 18, 2005

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006