hyper proximation

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.
by derek December 09, 2002
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dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out
I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon
by Derek July 28, 2006
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backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
by derek May 13, 2005
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trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.
I hate it man, I have a trickler
by Derek December 05, 2003
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Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."
by Derek December 06, 2003
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chrizzle

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.
by derek January 18, 2005
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Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.
"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"
by Derek December 29, 2004
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