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college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006
mugGet the collegemug.

drive-in

A really lousy place to watch movies or go for a date. You get to watch the movie on a screen a mile away and listen to it on scratchy antique speakers.

Supposedly you could make out there. That is if you ignore the minivan full of retarded hilljack kids gawking at you all damn day. It's also a great place to get herpes as the bathrooms haven't been cleaned since sometime during the `70s.
Drive-ins were really popular during the 70s.
by Dennisisevil May 16, 2006
mugGet the drive-inmug.

drama queen

An annoying bitch who always feels like every insignificant problem in her day is a disaster of Hurricane Katrina proportions. Anyone who so much as gives her the time of day is in for an endless session of hearing why her boyfriend is such an asshole or how she's fat because she can't wear size 0 jeans along with an allday crying marathon.

If you value your sanity avoid these psychic vampires like the clap or you'll never have a minute's peace.
My ex girlfriend is such a drama queen.
by DennisIsEvil September 22, 2006
mugGet the drama queenmug.

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.
Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.
by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005
mugGet the two o' clock charliesmug.

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.
Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.
by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006
mugGet the interstate pace carmug.

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.
Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006
mugGet the Taking the Cosby kids to the poolmug.

dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.
by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005
mugGet the dialmug.

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