cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004

speal

The repetition of a joke, 'call' or story just made or told, without knowledge of this, while others around are aware of its repetition, usually resulting in the slandering of the offender

Hutch: So i says i says....you'd almost think he was from Bendigo
Surrounding People: Hahahaha.....chortle chortle
Sonny-Bill: Hey guys, did you see that guy? You'd think he was from Bendigo! (smiles quietly to himself)
Surrounding People: ....(silence)....
Hutch: Sonny....massive speal mate....whaaat are you dooooiiiing??

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

snake

verb: To steal or 'claim' someone else's possession, usually of little value. Should be taken in a subtle and 'sneaky' fashion, and is often returned upon its dissapearance being noticed.

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, where on earth has my red biro gone?
Sonny-Bill: Muahahaha (reveals red biro hidden up his jacket sleeve) Snaaaaaaake...

by Dennis Scott October 07, 2003

pLing

To fake an injury

Hutch: Ahhh...ahhhh....my dislocated shoulder
Sonny-Bill: Mate stop pLinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Riffing

Musical term describing the rhythmic substance of a song or musical piece. To be of loud, catchy and energetic nature. Normally achieved through heavy and dominating guitar work.

How good's the guitar work in that song?! It is deadset riffin'!

by Dennis Scott September 15, 2003

Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

orned

Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.

omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!

by Dennis Scott August 09, 2004