Definitions by Dennis Scott

distape 

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

distape by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

ejon 

A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.

Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)

ejon by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

speal 

The repetition of a joke, 'call' or story just made or told, without knowledge of this, while others around are aware of its repetition, usually resulting in the slandering of the offender

Hutch: So i says i says....you'd almost think he was from Bendigo
Surrounding People: Hahahaha.....chortle chortle
Sonny-Bill: Hey guys, did you see that guy? You'd think he was from Bendigo! (smiles quietly to himself)
Surrounding People: ....(silence)....
Hutch: Sonny....massive speal mate....whaaat are you dooooiiiing??

speal by Dennis Scott October 9, 2003

snake

verb: To steal or 'claim' someone else's possession, usually of little value. Should be taken in a subtle and 'sneaky' fashion, and is often returned upon its dissapearance being noticed.

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, where on earth has my red biro gone?
Sonny-Bill: Muahahaha (reveals red biro hidden up his jacket sleeve) Snaaaaaaake...

snake by Dennis Scott October 7, 2003

chronopolypse 

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time

Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!

chronopolypse by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003

Coig 

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

Coig by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

Praba 

A piece of land deemed to be useless.

"Give the abos that praba"

Praba by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003