Definitions by Denis Baldwin

carbomb 

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

carbomb by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

slammed 

To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly.

That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.

slammed by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Captain 

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

The Captain by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness 

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

Guinness by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sixfiftythree 

- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.

- A popular brand of clothing mostly worn by cokeheads and ljsluts.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

sixfiftythree by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.

Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.

liquid courage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

ljsluts by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004