lazely

Jordy woke up in a lazely.
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anus

Guy1: Yo I fucked that girl in the anus last night!
Guy2: Cool...
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Porse

Landen: Yo, Jordy wanna go watch some porse.

Jordy: Oh fuck no.
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Cave

A dark place filled with bats and falling stalactites that can possibly penetrate your head or any other important body parts. Not recommended for people that have a fear of bats, darkness and falling stalactites. You can also yell something in a cave and the walls will repeat it for you, thats called an echo. Theres also may tunnels if you go in the right tunnel you can find gold or used condoms. If you go the wrong way then chances are, you'll get spiked by a falling stalactite. Stalactites are 2spooky4me.
Jordy went into a cave, he came out covered in stalactites.

Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.
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quattuordecillion

N. One followed by 45 zeros
I have a quattuordecillion dollars!
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splooge

Meaning cum. Often sounds like a mickey mouse charater
He splooged so hard his dick came off.
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computer cum

Cum or other white liquid on a electronic device. That was either sprayed or manually put on there.
Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION
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