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Emo Kid

FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.
There goes an emo kid! Quick Goose, you got the .357?
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 29, 2005
mugGet the Emo Kidmug.

Gangrenous Frogpenis

The hero of a comic in which a frog with a humble job as a shit scooper at a local vet's, comes in contact with radioactive feces and gets gangrene on his dick. He also gets superpowers such as the ability to mold said phallus into anything from a blunt death club to a functional LAAG antiaircraft gun, just liek the one in Halo, complete with seminal ammunition. But he only has three days with which to use his distorted tool to save the entire world from a messy death by the Concordia people.
Gangrenous Frogpenis is my hero! I want to be just like him!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 15, 2004
mugGet the Gangrenous Frogpenismug.

Morrowind

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.
"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
mugGet the Morrowindmug.

marines

A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
mugGet the marinesmug.

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.
Chris is a cockvampire.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004
mugGet the cockvampiremug.

ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004
mugGet the ass gremlinmug.

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