Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions

Morrowind

Damn cool game. The main reason i failed 10th grade, since I spent the entire year shut in the basement with Morrowind.

"Are you doing your homework?"

"Yes Mom!... Ooh, Golden Saint. Soul trapping time."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

marines

A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.

People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005

bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.

Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004

embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

voltaire

Damn smart guy. One of the reasons that we have the good ol' United States of America these days.

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. " -Voltaire

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004