DefinitelyNotMackHarrison's definitions
A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?
This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.
Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.
Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the Secondhand Mistakemug. An album by the artist "Mack Harrison".
This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.
This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.
"Flashbulb Memory is an emotional ride. I felt like I took Adderall and Fentanyl at the same time and then tried to convince the world that I was sober. I think I cried, came, shit myself and found God all in the same 45 minutes of listening. That guy must be going through something." said someone. (probably).
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
Get the Flashbulb Memorymug. Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).
Has nothing to do with Central America.
Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.
Has nothing to do with Central America.
Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the incon-siesta-ntmug. A slang term for a fist bump. While relatively harmless by nature, for some reason this term carries a certain creepiness with it.
This term can be exaggerated if the initiator throws in an audible "kiss kiss" sound. Use this method to maximize the social effect on the other party and then yell "Fist Kiss!!".
This term can be exaggerated if the initiator throws in an audible "kiss kiss" sound. Use this method to maximize the social effect on the other party and then yell "Fist Kiss!!".
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the Fist Kissmug. A splintered example of the classic narcissist. A person who possesses many redeeming qualities but cannot get out of their own way. Normally their sense of humor comes originally from a place of defense, something they developed as a child to help them deal with trauma and the never-ending pain that comes with this thing called "life".
While they do share the common traits of narcissists, such as exaggerated sense of self-importance and need for admiration, they differ in the fact that they are capable of empathy. This "empathy" has been described as "second hand" or "after the fact", i.e. they may not think in the moment but are then met with extreme feelings of accountability and reflection when they realize the scorched earth policy they have enacted.
Their self-reflection and grief may manifest in art form, such as an exhausting attempt to become a "musician" well into their 30's.
While they do share the common traits of narcissists, such as exaggerated sense of self-importance and need for admiration, they differ in the fact that they are capable of empathy. This "empathy" has been described as "second hand" or "after the fact", i.e. they may not think in the moment but are then met with extreme feelings of accountability and reflection when they realize the scorched earth policy they have enacted.
Their self-reflection and grief may manifest in art form, such as an exhausting attempt to become a "musician" well into their 30's.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
Get the Narsillycisticmug. This phrase/word was coined to describe the state of social media influencers today that focus more on toxic traits. Unfortunately, when given such a platform to preach from, you get a few bad apples. Well, few is also a relative term. The "Influenza-encer" knowingly or unknowingly spreads social sickness through the mindsets and products they promote.
The real fear is that this influenza (sickness) from the influenza-encer spreads rapidly. You will see this in real time with trends and movements that clearly do more harm than good from an outside perspective. Young people are particularly vulnerable to this persons influenza.
The term was originally used by Mack Harrison in "The Coffee Song" to paint the differences from a "normal girl" he is pursuing vs. the largely growing population of shallow and plastic individuals.
While it is implied onto a female in this song, it is important to note that this term applies equally to male and female culprits. Try to do better everyone.
The real fear is that this influenza (sickness) from the influenza-encer spreads rapidly. You will see this in real time with trends and movements that clearly do more harm than good from an outside perspective. Young people are particularly vulnerable to this persons influenza.
The term was originally used by Mack Harrison in "The Coffee Song" to paint the differences from a "normal girl" he is pursuing vs. the largely growing population of shallow and plastic individuals.
While it is implied onto a female in this song, it is important to note that this term applies equally to male and female culprits. Try to do better everyone.
This chick Melissa is a real Tik Tok Influenza-encer, all her posts just seem so toxic and deranged.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the Influenza-encermug. Someone who makes their entire identity about being "sad", while doing nothing but perpetuating their own sadness. Known for self-sabotage, dependence on alcohol and drugs, self-medicating, disappointing people, blowing off responsibilities, claiming to be "doing better", not actually "doing better", hurting decent folks and attracting indecent nouns (people, places and things).
May also be sort of gay.
May also be sort of gay.
That Mack fellar is a real Sadboy, I heard he even got it as a vanity plate on his car! Decent music though.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
Get the Sadboymug.