Definitely not Tifa's definitions

Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck

"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"

by Definitely not Tifa January 16, 2021

fanblaking

Simping for someone online the point you're asking for dating advice in dms

"Bro I just got pinged by Finn about Christina again"
"Tell him to quit fanblaking"

by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

Let the battles begin

Smash fans and Final Fantasy fans alike have heard this song way too much.

I don't think this needs an example. Just let the battles begin

by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021

Hot garbage

From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle

Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse

Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest

by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021

Yuffed

When you give up on Final Fantasy 7 because you couldn't find Yuffie after she stole your materia

Person 1: "Hey, did you make it past Wutai?"
Person 2: "No, I got Yuffed"

by Definitely not Tifa March 22, 2021

Insomniac

Someone who is sleep deprived but will willingly stay up

"My friend is always tired, but he won't go to bed. He's basically an insomniac"

by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021

Basil

The best Omori character. He is always so thoughtful as to check to see what can kill you with first person experience, although he has yet to check for fall damage

Are those spiders deadly?
Yeah, Basil made sure of it

by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021