Definitions by Definitely not Tifa

Basil 

The best Omori character. He is always so thoughtful as to check to see what can kill you with first person experience, although he has yet to check for fall damage

Are those spiders deadly?
Yeah, Basil made sure of it

Basil by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021

cumsex 

To have semenal intercourse with oneself, another, or anything if you have no homies

Bro I cumsex STD buttsex with your dad

cumsex by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021

Dark sunned 

The solar smug bitch who serves as a superboss in Miitopia's 3DS and switch release. Will totally meme on your ass if you dare solo it

"I heard Pika tried to beat Dark sun"
"Motherfucker is going to get Dark sunned"

Dark sunned by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

fanblaking 

Simping for someone online the point you're asking for dating advice in dms

"Bro I just got pinged by Finn about Christina again"
"Tell him to quit fanblaking"

fanblaking by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

Hot garbage 

From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle

Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse

Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest

Hot garbage by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021

Omori 

Earthbound but make it edgy and Ness is now an oreo cookie

Have you played Omori? Or are you normal

Omori by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021

Insomniac 

Someone who is sleep deprived but will willingly stay up

"My friend is always tired, but he won't go to bed. He's basically an insomniac"

Insomniac by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021