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Hot garbage

From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle
Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse

Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest
by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021
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Yuffed

When you give up on Final Fantasy 7 because you couldn't find Yuffie after she stole your materia
Person 1: "Hey, did you make it past Wutai?"
Person 2: "No, I got Yuffed"
by Definitely not Tifa March 22, 2021
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fanblaking

Simping for someone online the point you're asking for dating advice in dms
"Bro I just got pinged by Finn about Christina again"
"Tell him to quit fanblaking"
by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021
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cumsex

To have semenal intercourse with oneself, another, or anything if you have no homies
Bro I cumsex STD buttsex with your dad
by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021
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Basil

The best Omori character. He is always so thoughtful as to check to see what can kill you with first person experience, although he has yet to check for fall damage
Are those spiders deadly?
Yeah, Basil made sure of it
by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021
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Omori

Earthbound but make it edgy and Ness is now an oreo cookie
Have you played Omori? Or are you normal
by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021
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Let the battles begin

Smash fans and Final Fantasy fans alike have heard this song way too much.
I don't think this needs an example. Just let the battles begin
by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021
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