Definitely not Tifa's definitions

fanblaking

Simping for someone online the point you're asking for dating advice in dms

"Bro I just got pinged by Finn about Christina again"
"Tell him to quit fanblaking"

by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

cumsex

To have semenal intercourse with oneself, another, or anything if you have no homies

Bro I cumsex STD buttsex with your dad

by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021

Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck

"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"

by Definitely not Tifa January 16, 2021

Dark sunned

The solar smug bitch who serves as a superboss in Miitopia's 3DS and switch release. Will totally meme on your ass if you dare solo it

"I heard Pika tried to beat Dark sun"
"Motherfucker is going to get Dark sunned"

by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021

Yuffed

When you give up on Final Fantasy 7 because you couldn't find Yuffie after she stole your materia

Person 1: "Hey, did you make it past Wutai?"
Person 2: "No, I got Yuffed"

by Definitely not Tifa March 22, 2021

Hot garbage

From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle

Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse

Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest

by Definitely not Tifa September 1, 2021

Let the battles begin

Smash fans and Final Fantasy fans alike have heard this song way too much.

I don't think this needs an example. Just let the battles begin

by Definitely not Tifa March 23, 2021