Definitions by Deep Blue 2012

ass kissing contest 

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

ass kissing contest by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

shit drag off 

where someone is shiting in the toilet and one or two other people grab there legs and drag them off the toileit. sometimes they also drag them along the bathroom floor which sometimes leaves a big shit smear on the floor.
Often done by bullies to nerds and noobs.

someone dis the shit drag off on John.

shit drag off by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

ass hole contest 

where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.

I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.

ass hole contest by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Joy sticking 

The dangerous activity of trying to have sex while driving a car.

John and Kathy rolled up there car last night. they were joy sticking.

Joy sticking by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

gun moll 

A woman who is hot and sexy and carrys a gun to intimadate people. throws men off gard and even other women because they think men are the ones who are aggresive.

A man in a car sees gun moll a woman with big tits and a supershort dress by the road with her thumb up thinks ALRIGHT! I'm gona get me some.
stops car and rolls down window and says where ya' going? woman: anywhere.
Woman gets in car. Man: want a party?
woman pulls out gun from under thigh: okay give me your wallet and get out of the car.

gun moll by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Porn doctor

To place pornagraphic scenes in a regular nonpornagraphic movie. They are often made to look like they were part of the original movie. Even cartoons can be porn doctored.

They porn doctored this movie.

Porn doctor by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2009

Network marrage 

In some societies a man can be married to any number of wives who can also be married to any number of husbands who in there turn can be married to any number of wives and so on so that the pattern on marrages looks like a network.
some have proposed this for our society.

What do you think about network marrage?

Network marrage by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2009