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Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
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ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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Mountain view high school

A high school in Mountain view arkansas that is the dead center of the teen sex capitol of the world. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and all the girls want a cock in them so bad and it is hoter then the devil's ass.And people come from miles around to get some teen ass.
by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010
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porn man

a guy who buys porn,porn video and porn music CDs for minors usualy for a fee.
The porn man's here. Lets go get some porn.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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A movement that seeks to make it a law that all female singers or divas have to have sex with there fans or in other world become fuck divas and /or demand that they must have sexwith there fans or in other words become fuck divas.
John is in the mandatory fuck diva movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010
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Butt cleavage dress

A dress that is cut so far down the back that it form cleaves where a woman's butt starts and makes it look like tit cleavage.
Kathy looks hot in that but butt cleavage dress.
by Deep blue 2012 November 14, 2009
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Redette

Look at that hot redette.
by Deep blue 2012 July 27, 2009
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