jonline

Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".

detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007

I need to uncrap the situation with Randy...he's still mad about the other night.

by Deanimal and Oca December 19, 2006

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.

Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.

displaying no nervousness at all; totally stoic in the face of adversity; never rattled

Steffi Graf was perhaps the most nerveless female tennis palyer of all time.

by Deanimal and Oca October 18, 2008

Any group of gay men flocking together, usually going from one bar to another

It was difficult to penetrate the migation leaving Roscoes and headed to Cocktail.

by Deanimal and Oca November 25, 2007

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008