Dean's definitions

Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

by Dean April 13, 2005

mountie

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress

Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties

by Dean December 11, 2003

Mole

a brown terd stain on someones face or body. can grow it's own hair

hey man you have 'mole' on your face

by dean March 23, 2003

Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

by Dean September 18, 2003

Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

by Dean March 25, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

italy

The home of some of the best food, cars, fashion, and shotguns in the world.

The Benelli M4 shotgun kicks ass.

by Dean March 23, 2003