wdiaf

Internet slang; "will do in a few"

Steve: hey, check this out
Bob: wdiaf

by Dean September 01, 2008

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

by Dean September 18, 2003

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia

Similar to antidisestablishmentarianism, in the way high school students use it to sound smart.

Defined as the fear of long words, quite ironically.

I tried to win the spelling bee, but I succumbed due to my hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia.

by Dean March 27, 2005

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 21, 2004