Dcstrutter's definitions

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

three walls shy of a full house

Not very bright and lacking in any common sense whatsoever

Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!

by Dcstrutter November 12, 2023

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017