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Cuzzimobile

An automobile that is also a Jacuzzi. The car runs and drives like a normal car but it is also a Jacuzzi. A Cuzzimobile. It is also known as a Cuzzinmobile.
Guy 1: Yo check out my Cuzzimobile!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot!!

Guy 1: WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!! YEEEAAAAA!!!!!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
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Cuzzdom

The area or region in which a Cuzzi Hoppin team frequently hops and occupies. The jacuzzis of the area or region have been hopped or currently are being hopped by a Cuzzi Hoppin team. The Cuzzdom of a Cuzzi Hoppin team can range from a backyard or a street to a city or a state. Few have the opportunity to claim an entire nation as their Cuzzdom unless the nation is very small.
Guy 1: Yo our Cuzzdom extends over half of the State.

Guy 2: If you count various trips, our Cuzzdom is almost nationwide. Yo lets take a look at our World Cuzzin Map to find new Cuzzin locations.

Guy 3: Yo lets keep expanding our Cuzzdom! WE CUZZIN!
by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017
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Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017
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Roofinology

Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!

Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first

Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!

Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!

Guy 4: Alright lets go

Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!

Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!

Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!

*Hours Later*

Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.

Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!

Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?

Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.

*goes down to apartment*

Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas

Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.

*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*

Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.

Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!

*Guy 4 wakes up*

Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep

*Guy 3 wakes up*

Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.

Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?

Guy 4: Yea

Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.

Guy 2: Yea!

*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
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Cuzziload

The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?

Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.

Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!

Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.

Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!

Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
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Neer

A word that means Engineer. Another word for Engineer
Guy 1: Yo what does that girl do?

Guy 2: Yo shes a Neer.

Guy 1: Yo Im a Neer too!! Were both Neerin!!
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
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Neerin

Another Word for Engineering. Neerin means to be doing something that involves or requires engineering knowledge.
Girl 1: Yo I was Neerin to improve solar panels but Im done now.

Guy 1: Yo Neerin.

Guy 2: Engineering?

Girl 2: Nah Engineerin, or Neerin.
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
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