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Daytony 500

A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.

Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?

Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.

Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.

Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.

Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!

Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017

Cuzzinology

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017

Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.

Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Roofinology

Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!

Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first

Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!

Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!

Guy 4: Alright lets go

Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!

Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!

Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!

*Hours Later*

Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.

Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!

Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?

Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.

*goes down to apartment*

Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas

Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.

*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*

Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.

Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!

*Guy 4 wakes up*

Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep

*Guy 3 wakes up*

Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.

Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?

Guy 4: Yea

Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.

Guy 2: Yea!

*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Fanfinology

Fanfinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of fans and locations of fans in order to ensure a phenomenal Fanfin experience. To become an expert in Fanfinology, an individual must successfully pass classes at an accredited Fanfin Institution. The size, speed, and model of all fans must be accurately determined. It is also important to monitor locations such as stores, buildings, etc. where fans are located. The culture of the establishments with fans must be understood in order to determine if is a safe or hostile environment for Fanfin. The security of the locations is also vital. It is important to understand Fanfinology reports before choosing a location and fan for Fanfin. It is the inalienable right of every person Fanfin to have a safe and enjoyable experience

Guy 1: Yo where you at?

Guy 2: Yo im Fanfin! Check the Fanfinology reports to find where I am

Guy 1: Yo the Fanfinology reports say that the bookstore has the largest fan with the best features. It is also the most secure place to Fanfin.

Guy 2: Yo thats where I am!

Guy 1: Im on my way

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Cruifinology

Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.

Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!

Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?

Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017