25 definitions by Daytony500fan
Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017
Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.
Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017
Another Word for Engineering. Neerin means to be doing something that involves or requires engineering knowledge.
Girl 1: Yo I was Neerin to improve solar panels but Im done now.
Guy 1: Yo Neerin.
Guy 2: Engineering?
Girl 2: Nah Engineerin, or Neerin.
Guy 1: Yo Neerin.
Guy 2: Engineering?
Girl 2: Nah Engineerin, or Neerin.
by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017
Fanfinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of fans and locations of fans in order to ensure a phenomenal Fanfin experience. To become an expert in Fanfinology, an individual must successfully pass classes at an accredited Fanfin Institution. The size, speed, and model of all fans must be accurately determined. It is also important to monitor locations such as stores, buildings, etc. where fans are located. The culture of the establishments with fans must be understood in order to determine if is a safe or hostile environment for Fanfin. The security of the locations is also vital. It is important to understand Fanfinology reports before choosing a location and fan for Fanfin. It is the inalienable right of every person Fanfin to have a safe and enjoyable experience
Guy 1: Yo where you at?
Guy 2: Yo im Fanfin! Check the Fanfinology reports to find where I am
Guy 1: Yo the Fanfinology reports say that the bookstore has the largest fan with the best features. It is also the most secure place to Fanfin.
Guy 2: Yo thats where I am!
Guy 1: Im on my way
Guy 2: Yo im Fanfin! Check the Fanfinology reports to find where I am
Guy 1: Yo the Fanfinology reports say that the bookstore has the largest fan with the best features. It is also the most secure place to Fanfin.
Guy 2: Yo thats where I am!
Guy 1: Im on my way
by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017
An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 31, 2017
The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
by Daytony500fan March 7, 2017
Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.
Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.
Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts
Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!
Girl 2: We Cuzzin!
Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!
Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!
Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings
Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off
Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!
Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.
Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts
Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!
Girl 2: We Cuzzin!
Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!
Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!
Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings
Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off
Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!
Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017