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A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.
Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017
Get the Cuzzumemug. Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.
Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first
Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!
Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!
Guy 4: Alright lets go
Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!
Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!
Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!
*Hours Later*
Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.
Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!
Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?
Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.
*goes down to apartment*
Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas
Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.
*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*
Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.
Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!
*Guy 4 wakes up*
Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep
*Guy 3 wakes up*
Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.
Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?
Guy 4: Yea
Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.
Guy 2: Yea!
*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
Get the Roofinologymug. An automobile that is also a Jacuzzi. The car runs and drives like a normal car but it is also a Jacuzzi. A Cuzzimobile. It is also known as a Cuzzinmobile.
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Cuzzimobilemug. The area or region in which a Cuzzi Hoppin team frequently hops and occupies. The jacuzzis of the area or region have been hopped or currently are being hopped by a Cuzzi Hoppin team. The Cuzzdom of a Cuzzi Hoppin team can range from a backyard or a street to a city or a state. Few have the opportunity to claim an entire nation as their Cuzzdom unless the nation is very small.
Guy 1: Yo our Cuzzdom extends over half of the State.
Guy 2: If you count various trips, our Cuzzdom is almost nationwide. Yo lets take a look at our World Cuzzin Map to find new Cuzzin locations.
Guy 3: Yo lets keep expanding our Cuzzdom! WE CUZZIN!
Guy 2: If you count various trips, our Cuzzdom is almost nationwide. Yo lets take a look at our World Cuzzin Map to find new Cuzzin locations.
Guy 3: Yo lets keep expanding our Cuzzdom! WE CUZZIN!
by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017
Get the Cuzzdommug. Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.
Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?
Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.
by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
Get the Cruifinologymug. Anthony Favata is the definition of a boss. He is a hardworking man. He is a perfectionist in his work and is an excellent student with a 4.0 GPA. He is organized, a good manager, and takes pride in his work. If you're his friend, he will always have your back. He is strong, tough, and doesn't take disrespect or garbage from anybody. The man is very passionate about sports. He is a great QB and baseball expert. He is the guy you want on your team.
Guy 1: Yo man do you need something done for work?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, hes the best
Guy 1: Yo is Anthony Favata here? Today's work isn't efficient
Guy 2: Nah, hes comin after lunch Guy 1
*Anthony Favata arrives after lunch*
Guy 1: Yo we finished all of our work ahead of schedule!!!!
Guy 2: Yeeaaaaaa!!!!
Anthony Favata, yo hes got your back and sticks up for his friends and teammates. Yo he will lead the team to success
Anthony Favata, the man, the homey, the swag.
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, hes the best
Guy 1: Yo is Anthony Favata here? Today's work isn't efficient
Guy 2: Nah, hes comin after lunch Guy 1
*Anthony Favata arrives after lunch*
Guy 1: Yo we finished all of our work ahead of schedule!!!!
Guy 2: Yeeaaaaaa!!!!
Anthony Favata, yo hes got your back and sticks up for his friends and teammates. Yo he will lead the team to success
Anthony Favata, the man, the homey, the swag.
by Daytony500fan September 28, 2019
Get the Anthony Favatamug. The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.
Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea
Guy 2: Coupons?!
Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!
Guy 1: Oh shoot!
Guy 2: Coupons?!
Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!
Guy 1: Oh shoot!
by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017
Get the Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!mug.