Daytony500fan's definitions

Cuzziload

The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.

Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?

Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.

Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!

Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.

Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!

Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Cuzzi'n World

Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.

Guy 1: Yo we won the Cuzz'in USA series and were Cuzzin World now. Cuzzi'n World!!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?

Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.

Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!

Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!

Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!

by Daytony500fan March 29, 2017

Voluntneerin

An Engineer who volunteers their Engineering skills to help other individuals in need. In other words, a Neer who volunteers their Neerin skills to help others. It can also mean a Neer who volunteers outside of engineering. An engineer who is volunteering.

Guy 1: Yo I was named head of the volunteering committee for all engineers here that have been here under 5 years!

Guy 2: Yo you're helpin people. You're Voluntneerin!

by Daytony500fan February 26, 2017

Lagooninology

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Neerin

Another Word for Engineering. Neerin means to be doing something that involves or requires engineering knowledge.

Girl 1: Yo I was Neerin to improve solar panels but Im done now.

Guy 1: Yo Neerin.

Guy 2: Engineering?

Girl 2: Nah Engineerin, or Neerin.

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Anthony Favata

Anthony Favata is the definition of a boss. He is a hardworking man. He is a perfectionist in his work and is an excellent student with a 4.0 GPA. He is organized, a good manager, and takes pride in his work. If you're his friend, he will always have your back. He is strong, tough, and doesn't take disrespect or garbage from anybody. The man is very passionate about sports. He is a great QB and baseball expert. He is the guy you want on your team.

Guy 1: Yo man do you need something done for work?

Guy 2: Yea

Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, hes the best

Guy 1: Yo is Anthony Favata here? Today's work isn't efficient

Guy 2: Nah, hes comin after lunch Guy 1

*Anthony Favata arrives after lunch*

Guy 1: Yo we finished all of our work ahead of schedule!!!!

Guy 2: Yeeaaaaaa!!!!

Anthony Favata, yo hes got your back and sticks up for his friends and teammates. Yo he will lead the team to success

Anthony Favata, the man, the homey, the swag.

by Daytony500fan September 28, 2019