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Cruifinology

Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.

Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!

Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?

Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Neerin

Another Word for Engineering. Neerin means to be doing something that involves or requires engineering knowledge.

Girl 1: Yo I was Neerin to improve solar panels but Im done now.

Guy 1: Yo Neerin.

Guy 2: Engineering?

Girl 2: Nah Engineerin, or Neerin.

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Cuzzimobile

An automobile that is also a Jacuzzi. The car runs and drives like a normal car but it is also a Jacuzzi. A Cuzzimobile. It is also known as a Cuzzinmobile.

Guy 1: Yo check out my Cuzzimobile!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot!!

Guy 1: WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!! YEEEAAAAA!!!!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Cuzzdom

The area or region in which a Cuzzi Hoppin team frequently hops and occupies. The jacuzzis of the area or region have been hopped or currently are being hopped by a Cuzzi Hoppin team. The Cuzzdom of a Cuzzi Hoppin team can range from a backyard or a street to a city or a state. Few have the opportunity to claim an entire nation as their Cuzzdom unless the nation is very small.

Guy 1: Yo our Cuzzdom extends over half of the State.

Guy 2: If you count various trips, our Cuzzdom is almost nationwide. Yo lets take a look at our World Cuzzin Map to find new Cuzzin locations.

Guy 3: Yo lets keep expanding our Cuzzdom! WE CUZZIN!

by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017

Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

Anthony Favata

Anthony Favata is the definition of a boss. He is a hardworking man. He is a perfectionist in his work and is an excellent student with a 4.0 GPA. He is organized, a good manager, and takes pride in his work. If you're his friend, he will always have your back. He is strong, tough, and doesn't take disrespect or garbage from anybody. The man is very passionate about sports. He is a great QB and baseball expert. He is the guy you want on your team.

Guy 1: Yo man do you need something done for work?

Guy 2: Yea

Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, hes the best

Guy 1: Yo is Anthony Favata here? Today's work isn't efficient

Guy 2: Nah, hes comin after lunch Guy 1

*Anthony Favata arrives after lunch*

Guy 1: Yo we finished all of our work ahead of schedule!!!!

Guy 2: Yeeaaaaaa!!!!

Anthony Favata, yo hes got your back and sticks up for his friends and teammates. Yo he will lead the team to success

Anthony Favata, the man, the homey, the swag.

by Daytony500fan September 28, 2019