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by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017
Get the Neer mug.A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.
Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017
Get the Cuzzume mug.The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.
Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea
Guy 2: Coupons?!
Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!
Guy 1: Oh shoot!
Guy 2: Coupons?!
Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!
Guy 1: Oh shoot!
by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017
Get the Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! mug.The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.
Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.
Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!
Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.
Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!
Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Cuzziload mug.Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.
Guy 1: Yo we won the Cuzz'in USA series and were Cuzzin World now. Cuzzi'n World!!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?
Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.
Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!
Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?
Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.
Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!
Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!
Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!
by Daytony500fan March 29, 2017
Get the Cuzzi'n World mug.A statement made by Marcus Fenix when welcoming James home in Gears of War 4. It is a reference with tremendous symbolism and meaning. It is often quoted by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Welcome Home James mug.A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.
Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?
Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.
Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.
Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.
Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!
Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!
Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.
Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.
Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.
Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!
Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!
by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017
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