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The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.

An automobile that is also a Jacuzzi. The car runs and drives like a normal car but it is also a Jacuzzi. A Cuzzimobile. It is also known as a Cuzzinmobile.

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Based off of the famous Cruis'n USA racing video game from 1994 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n USA is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks in the USA. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis in the United States. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city.

Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.