Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

JIGGLE.IN

When you absolutely have to move your body because the disco is too good!

"Oh brother! Can't stoppa JIGGLE.IN! This disco is too good!"

by Davidch999 June 12, 2013

groupnapped

When someone forcibly adds you to a Facebook group without asking.

Can someone please explain what this group is about/for as I seem to have been added without being asked

“You've been groupnapped, Sue.”

by Davidch999 July 29, 2013

in denoël

The act of celebrating Christmas whilst in denial of Christmas.

“We don't celebrate Christmas. But we do have a big get together, gobble turkey, guzzle wine, hear the Queen's speech, exchange gifts, and watch reruns.”
You're in denoël, dude.

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

Borehamwood

The excitement you feel after running 8 miles and sink your teeth into a so-called "well deserved" shawarma.

Looking forward to a well-deserved takeaway after my 8 mile run.

“You're in Borehamwood, bro!”

by Davidch999 June 06, 2013

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 14, 2012

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013