David from Kingsbury's definitions

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet

Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

drop one

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning

Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

raspberry ripple

Rhyming slang for cripple, often shortened to raspberries.

Careful on the dance floor, they've let all the raspberries in tonight.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003