David from Kingsbury's definitions

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

let one go

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003