David from Kingsbury's definitions

toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet

Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

egg and spoon

Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.

'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003