whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003

lucozade

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.

That lucozade's going down for a long time

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

sooty

Another rude term for a negro

Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

make a smell

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003