oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 08, 2007

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

make a smell

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

sooty

Another rude term for a negro

Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.

Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003