38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted
Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.
by David from Kingsbury November 5, 2003
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Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."
by David from Kingsbury April 13, 2006
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Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.
Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!
by David from Kingsbury November 12, 2003
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Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.
He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.
by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005
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Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.
Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.
by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003
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English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'
by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
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