Definitions by David Watts

massiv 

Bigger than a crew, this is the collective noun for a large gang, which usually has a large amount of 'turf' to cover.

Da East Sutton Massiv is da best.

massiv by David Watts January 2, 2004

99p shop 

When you're too pikey even for Lidl.

See also: Farmfoods.

Yeah I got this brilliant turd-in-a-bun for only 99p!

99p shop by David Watts November 29, 2003

Farmfoods 

The lowest of the lowest pikey shops, ranging from Iceland, to Lidl, to the 99p shop, to Farmfoods. Radiates pikeyness to all local council estates.

Farmfoods? Shit man only pikeys shop there!

Farmfoods by David Watts November 29, 2003

FHM 

Fuckin' Hard Man

Don't mess with me mate, I'm FHM Vinnie me, I'll grab your nuts like I did to Gazza

FHM by David Watts November 16, 2003

life 

Something I like to do in my spare time.

Well, if you get bored of life, there's always death.

life by David Watts August 2, 2003

Lidl 

A supermarket.

Lidl, when you're too pikey even for Iceland.

Lidl by David Watts August 2, 2003

fosters

Australian for piss

He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian

fosters by David Watts August 1, 2003