Urban Dictionary: Definitions by David Watts

massiv

Bigger than a crew, this is the collective noun for a large gang, which usually has a large amount of 'turf' to cover.

Da East Sutton Massiv is da best.

massiv by David Watts January 2, 2004

When you're too pikey even for Lidl.

See also: Farmfoods.

Yeah I got this brilliant turd-in-a-bun for only 99p!

99p shop by David Watts November 29, 2003

The lowest of the lowest pikey shops, ranging from Iceland, to Lidl, to the 99p shop, to Farmfoods. Radiates pikeyness to all local council estates.

Farmfoods? Shit man only pikeys shop there!

Farmfoods by David Watts November 29, 2003

Don't mess with me mate, I'm FHM Vinnie me, I'll grab your nuts like I did to Gazza

FHM by David Watts November 16, 2003

Well, if you get bored of life, there's always death.

life by David Watts August 2, 2003

Lidl, when you're too pikey even for Iceland.

Lidl by David Watts August 2, 2003

fosters by David Watts August 1, 2003