David Barnes's definitions

prosperous

A nice word for "extremely fat" / obese

Well Jody, you are very prosperous. Perhaps you should try our new diet?

by David Barnes July 3, 2005

mizouse

A mizouse is a mouse

"Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse" --Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About the Pentiums

by David Barnes March 28, 2004

g2e

Got to eat

im hungry i g2e at bk

by David Barnes July 10, 2006

putas de mierda

Spanish for "fucking bitches"
It actually, when literally translated means "bitches of shit"

Look at those putas de mierda!

by David Barnes March 27, 2004

whip a shitty

To rotate your vehicle 180 degrees counterclockwise at high speeds in order to go the opposite direction. Also known as making a sharp U-turn.

Shit! You missed the exit! Whip a shitty!

by David Barnes January 9, 2005

Cave Canem

Beware of Dog. Latin phrase still used in English.

As we approached the fence, a sign with a painting of a huge, fierce dog read "Cave Canem".

by David Barnes March 11, 2004

Mustang Ranch

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

by David Barnes March 28, 2004