David Barnes's definitions

McDonalds

A fuckin' good cheap restaurant. I eat there all the time. McChicken <3. And no I'm not fat. I weigh 130 and am 6'2". I just wish they had more spicy food. Nothing wrong with their food, as most bitches will complain.

Poor guy: Yo I'm hungry let's hit up chipotle. Damn that sounds good, too bad I only got 2 bucks.
Rich guy: Damn, that sucks. I guess let's hit up McDonalds for some mc chickens.
Poor guy: Hells yeah, that's almost as good as chipotle.

by David Barnes January 8, 2006

prosperous

A nice word for "extremely fat" / obese

Well Jody, you are very prosperous. Perhaps you should try our new diet?

by David Barnes July 3, 2005

whip a shitty

To rotate your vehicle 180 degrees counterclockwise at high speeds in order to go the opposite direction. Also known as making a sharp U-turn.

Shit! You missed the exit! Whip a shitty!

by David Barnes January 9, 2005

Cave Canem

Beware of Dog. Latin phrase still used in English.

As we approached the fence, a sign with a painting of a huge, fierce dog read "Cave Canem".

by David Barnes March 11, 2004

putas de mierda

Spanish for "fucking bitches"
It actually, when literally translated means "bitches of shit"

Look at those putas de mierda!

by David Barnes March 27, 2004

g2e

Got to eat

im hungry i g2e at bk

by David Barnes July 10, 2006

Mustang Ranch

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

by David Barnes March 28, 2004