6 definitions by David B Weingarten
"I'm gonna fawn real quick before I go talk to her. If she starts yawning, I know she's been looking at me and wants to be harrassed."
"Dude, please stop trying to fawn. You just looking like a middle-aged stroke victim with paranoia."
"Dude, please stop trying to fawn. You just looking like a middle-aged stroke victim with paranoia."
by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011
Fellatio performed on a small penis.
When asked about giving a hyphen siphon to the Asian guy, she said it was like drinking wasabi through a straw.
by David B Weingarten September 26, 2011
The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."
"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011