David 's definitions

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.

Suzuki GSXR1000, Yamaha R1.

by David February 22, 2004

lagomorph

Rabbit, hare or pika

Bugs Bunny b 1 whack lagomorph, no wa um sain?

by david June 16, 2003

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

neow

Neow (Yorkshire) mean's No. and it can also be an insult as been rejected.

First. Neow, nowt like that.
Second. ERRRRRRRRRRR NEOW

by David August 1, 2004

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004