Definitions by David

phased 

Disheartened, forlorn, stunned in a negative way

"Man, you lost, but don't be phased."

phased by David December 15, 2004

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004

diva 

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

diva by David December 15, 2004

e-zine 

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

e-zine by David December 15, 2004

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

Speedy Gonzales by David December 15, 2004

pook 

noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?

pook by david December 13, 2004

Deppe 

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.

Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.

Deppe by David December 3, 2004