asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 09, 2003

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005

Blinocac

Race of mutants in the David Heald Sci-Fi epic "Space War 2400" Decended from German humans, the Blinocac are a ruthless brood of warmongers.

The Blinocac fleet is moving in on our position, should we engage or bug out?

by David March 31, 2004

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

adhesivize

To apply adhesive to a surface. To make adhesive.

Labels are paper that has been adhesivized.

by David April 13, 2005