David's definitions

shit dog

Oh my goodness.

Shit dog, that is the biggest house I ever seen!!

by David September 2, 2003

big bang

A sound that was heard in the restroom.

I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.

by David June 10, 2004

sir

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir

by David June 10, 2004

2pac

Two pack saltshaker is a bitchass fake mofo

2pac's dead, get over it, let me suck yo mama's tit

by David March 30, 2005

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004