David's definitions

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

Pooters

1.The great dog.
2.A dog with characteristics similair to the great dog Pooters.

1.Pooters is awesome
2.That dog can be classified as a Pooters

by david November 18, 2004

Boogie man

A made up monster used to scare little kids

5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot

by David July 26, 2004

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

Blinocac

Race of mutants in the David Heald Sci-Fi epic "Space War 2400" Decended from German humans, the Blinocac are a ruthless brood of warmongers.

The Blinocac fleet is moving in on our position, should we engage or bug out?

by David March 31, 2004

flashlight

A small portable light that is used to see behind things and when the power goes out.

We better go buy a flashlight.

by David March 7, 2004

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006