Fariter

A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someone’s back or the side of their car.

That Fariter got busted for setting his poodles hair on fire

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 06, 2019

Freda-feltcher

Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”

That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher

by Davedale July 17, 2019

rooty kazotie

the act, no rather the ART, of running ones tongue up someone's anus.

"Were gonna go rooty kazotie on you-tie"

by Davedale April 29, 2021