Definitions by Davedale
rooty kazotie
rooty kazotie by Davedale April 29, 2021
cacaphallonious
Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter
Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? He’s 140 lbs soaking wet
cacaphallonious by Davedale February 8, 2020
Millenniho
A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy
Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks she’s found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho
Millenniho by Davedale November 10, 2019
Regape
A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”
Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .
Millennicunt
A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end
That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt
Millennicunt by Davedale August 30, 2019
Machine queen
A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
Machine queen by Davedale August 30, 2019
Swinging dick gandelier
A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier
Swinging dick gandelier by Davedale August 29, 2019