69 definitions by Davedale

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .

I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler

by Davedale July 20, 2019

Fartgargler

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY

I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Face case

Someone who fantasizes about burying their face into the crack of a big, white, hairy butt crack.. They can be if any sex it sexual orientation, often associated w compulsive fart huffing

That Chick Moshe is dating w the big schnozola apparently likes to bury her face is in ass, she’s a real Face Case

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Morandize

When the cops advise a gay guy if his rights. Like Mirandized to a straight guy.

Did you morandize those guys we bused in the West Hollywood toilet ?

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019