69 definitions by Davedale

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler
by Davedale August 6, 2019
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A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin
I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
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by Davedale July 31, 2019
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Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.
by Davedale August 13, 2019
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A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick
After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..
by Davedale July 14, 2019
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Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher
That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher
by Davedale July 17, 2019
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1.Butch lesbians that are scary looking. Or, 2. A subtle euphemism for dykes if you just use the first work “Yikes” , to point them out without being obvious .
That bouncer chick that works at the Diltod is scary, yikes dykes.
Check out the two waking toward us in the pendaltons w the combed back hair: “YIKES. (Whisper : dykes)
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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