compliment

Synonym for "offend".

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."
-me

ME: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Oh my God get the fuck away from me you fucking loser!!"

GUY: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Fuck you."

GIRL: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Aaw, thanks."

by Dave November 19, 2004

grill

*A term for a person's teeth.

*To grill, or barbeque.

*Word relating to physical action taken upon one.

*An item used for grilling and barbequing meat, particularly hamburgers. Grilling is an American tradition that has led to friendship and even philosophizing about the American Dream.

"Don't piss me off or I'll fuckin' grill ya man!"

by Dave June 16, 2004

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

gun control

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.

"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 01, 2005

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004