"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
by dave February 16, 2004
Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.
Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".
Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".
"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "
by Dave March 30, 2004
Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
by Dave March 26, 2004
George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^
"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
by dave October 17, 2003
Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
by Dave November 06, 2004