Dave's definitions

The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004

drobeski

One of the baddast ass mo fo's on the planet.
Another word for handsome, smart, funny, wonderful.
Chicks dig drobeski's.
Greatest Patriots fan ever.
Great golfer
Fantasy football genious.
The Bill Bellicheck of fantasy football

Oh my god he is almost as cool as drobeski.

I wish I could be drobeski

In drobeski we trust

by Dave January 30, 2004

Typical Ridgewood Kid

A kid from Ridgewood, New Jersey who fits many of the stereotypes associated with the youth of the town: rich, preppy, etc. commonly abbreviated TRK and pronounced like "turk."

see Ridgewood

See that kid with the polo shirt and nice car? what a trk.

by Dave June 11, 2006

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003