Dave's definitions

dillhole

The reference to the phallic shape of a Dill Pickle and the hole at the end of a phallus.

your a Dillhole

by Dave April 30, 2003

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

choice

meaning EXCELLENT

those jeans you have on are choice

by dave June 8, 2003

Viper

The Dodge Viper is the most kick-ass car around. It totally owns the Corvette, no matter what anyone says.

"Although, the old Viper was cooler-looking; the current model isn't as luscious as the old one."
-me

by Dave October 21, 2004

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

White House

*The building in Washington DC where the president of the United States resides and does his work. Although it's his house, he has no privacy.

*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.

Libby-Lib : "There will never be a black president because they called the White House since we're racist and all that shit man."

Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."

Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"

Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."

Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."

Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."

by Dave September 9, 2004