jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 06, 2004

obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.

C'mon man open the obert im starving!

by Dave March 02, 2004

feek

verb, mainly used in the rough parts of ireland as another word to snog/shag/go out with. usually used by the chav-like people of ireland.

i feeked this bird last night.
is he feeking her?
fancy a feek?

by dave February 21, 2005

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 02, 2005

shit hit the fan

When a situation goes from bad to worse. Could be just about any situation work related, family related or significant other and so on.

When we were running late for our friends wedding because of me i was in trouble but it wasnt til we made it there that the sh_t hit the fan, the wedding was the previous day.

by Dave April 06, 2004

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

by Dave May 09, 2003