5.7x28mm

A premier calibur invented by FN (Fabrique Nationale) for two of their premier firearms : the Five-seveN and P90.
It is compact, yet powerful like a rifle round (able to pierce armor).

5.7x28mm is also illegal for citizens to possess because of its armor-piercing capabilities.

by Dave February 01, 2004

befrazzle

So out of it that someone could shit in your mouth and you would think it was taco-bell

I am so befrazzled i could fuck myself

by Dave January 29, 2004

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 04, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 30, 2004

hith

not very good

your looking canny hith

by dave November 13, 2003

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 06, 2004