pisspoor

Oftern seen in the great british magazine private eye, it means something that is terrbily bad.

the pisspoor state of britans railways

by Dave August 18, 2003

Goliath

*A term referring to something enormous in size and structure.

*A major figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!

*A term referring to a man of enormous structure.

"Metal Gear is a Goliath-sized walking tank with big-ass weapons!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Goliath-sized....but he still rules."
-me

by Dave October 13, 2004

midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004

shenaniganization

When a normal and/or serious coversation or message board thread becomes overrun and distorted by silliness and general tomfoolery.

"You are witnessing the shenaniganization of another thread."

by Dave March 28, 2005

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 01, 2003

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004