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Definitions by Dave

Wal-Mart 

Corporation bent on world-domination.
"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me
Wal-Mart by Dave January 7, 2005

world domination 

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.
"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song
world domination by Dave January 7, 2005

strut that stuff 

"Daphne Blake likes to strut her stuff in Scooby-Doo. She always has her hips forward like she's pushing out her pussy."
-me
strut that stuff by Dave January 7, 2005

Darth Vader 

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.
"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry
Darth Vader by Dave January 6, 2005
A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.
"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
-me
patriot by Dave January 6, 2005
What women do when you stop while sucking their pussy, when you stare at their breasts, or for the hell of it.
GUY : "*pays stripper $5*"
HO : "*grabs $5 with her bosoms*"
GUY : "*watches it*"
HO : "*slaps his face*"
GUY : "What?"
slap by Dave January 6, 2005
A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.
SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."
GI Jane by Dave January 6, 2005