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smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
by dave May 13, 2005
mugGet the smoking the turkeymug.

compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com
CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.
by Dave July 8, 2004
mugGet the compustoremug.

KROG

This rugby house DJ likes to travel to many college campus with his buddy Karkov. Very tall fellow with a nace chin strap and an insane tolerance. Possibly the best broomball fan ever, and founder of the 5 shots in 5 mins and also 6 shots in 6 mins.
Look what krog is holding in this bag.
by dave February 8, 2005
mugGet the KROGmug.

the way it oughta be

When a foosball match has come down to the wire and the score is 9 to 9.
Man this is so bitchin, i love it when the game is the way it oughta be.
by dave March 25, 2003
mugGet the the way it oughta bemug.

Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
by Dave February 2, 2004
mugGet the Smeaglemug.

gators

2004-2005 NCAA SEC Champions and National Champions.
Seminole fan: Dadgum damn ol' Gators dadgum always win, dadgumit!
by Dave June 27, 2004
mugGet the gatorsmug.

footprints

*Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.

*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):

One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
by Dave February 25, 2004
mugGet the footprintsmug.

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