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Definitions by Dave

Those goddamned cops took my stash.
Cops by Dave September 20, 2003
Those goddamned pigs took my stash
pigs by Dave September 20, 2003

yingified 

happy beyond all forms of happy
I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!
yingified by dave September 20, 2003

turdmuncher 

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!
turdmuncher by Dave September 19, 2003

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!
you're the man now dog by Dave September 19, 2003

Spike TV 

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.
"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."
Spike TV by Dave September 19, 2003

wing nut 

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!
wing nut by dave September 18, 2003