Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 06, 2004

lolt

A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.

N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~

by Dave December 30, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

Oppostion to the position of the removal of goverment support of the church. Opposition to the doctrine of seperation of church and state.

Oppostion to the position of abolishment of state/official religion.

But more usually just cited as an example of a very long english word. See Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

I used to believe in antidisestablishmentarianism until I saw the House of Lords sitting.

by dave February 09, 2004

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.

Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.

by dave February 15, 2008

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005