Dave's definitions

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

by Dave September 19, 2003

frug

A euphemism for fuck, the most utilitous word in English.

Frug you and your fruggn mother you ugly frug headed frugga!

by dave February 9, 2004

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

The Breaks

An 80's rap song from Kurtis Blow. It is recommended that you listen to it for yourself to understand what it truly means.

"Clap y'hands everybody, if you got what it takes....'cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want'chu t'know that these are the breaks!"
-beginning of The Breaks

You want an example of this song? Play Grand Theft Auto : Vice City!

by Dave January 15, 2004

glomp

To latch onto someone in a hug.

"I like to glomp hot chicks. ^-^ lol"

by Dave May 16, 2004

dego

Racist slur for a person of italian heritage.

"Mussolini was a dego who ruled Italy with an iron grip, almost similar to Hitler."

by Dave January 14, 2004