Dave's definitions

benzopyrene

According to Dr. Naomi Hunter in Metal Gear Solid, benzopyrene is a chemical that you get from smoking cigarettes, and is capable of leading to lung cancer.
To listen for yourself, smoke a cig in the game and contact 140.85.

"Is benzopyrene real?"
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005

neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".

"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"

by Dave February 12, 2006

prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.

"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."

by Dave March 20, 2004

sippin on syrup

drinking cough syrup ex. tussionex, with codeine in it mixed with sprite or any other beverage. primarily syrup is mixed with sprite

sippin on purple sprite, sippin some tussin, drank, etc

by dave April 29, 2003

gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

by Dave January 4, 2005

flave money

the over whelming presence of skill, power, and cociane. to be one with the flow of rap and street culture and radiat the power of the cociane

wow that kid is sub-flave money, he'll never be flave money

by dave March 21, 2003