Definitions by Dave

JV 

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

JV by Dave January 23, 2004

burn the bacon 

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

burn the bacon by Dave January 22, 2004

stolichnya 

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

stolichnya by Dave January 21, 2004

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

splarf by Dave January 21, 2004

D.L.H 

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.

"dude, check that mad DLH over there"

D.L.H by dave January 20, 2004

brick

Wild Irish Rose Wine. A beverage of choice among hobo nigga's.

Me an G man be up at da quib dwinkin brick.

brick by Dave January 20, 2004

Fluffy 

The affectionate nickname female fans have given for the character Sesshomaru, from the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

SOME OTAKU CHICK:
"Fluffy-sama is so HOT!!!!!"

ME:
"Holy shit girl calm down."

Fluffy by Dave January 20, 2004