Dave's definitions

in the know

With knowledge of something.

"People in the know are aware of a nuclear explosion if even the slightest jolt was made upon the renegade carrier."
-part of the storyline for Blast Corps

by Dave October 21, 2004

Constitution

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

chest

*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.

"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

chotch

taft cardigan & Reid Bykowy both posted the correct meaning(s) of the word. It is not some *NEW* word your girlfriend and her boyfriend made up to describe hot girls or guys, but I am betting they are all chotches.

Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister.

by dave July 2, 2003

Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.

Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.

by Dave December 15, 2004

Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.

What an EclipticIdea.

by Dave April 20, 2003