Dave's definitions

bumberclut

A very fucking stupid person

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut

by dave June 24, 2003

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 5, 2003

frat rat

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.

1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."

by Dave December 13, 2004

scab head

Scab head

flakey rat head

by dave September 6, 2003

Kasatka

Kamov Ka-60 Kasatka. A multi-purpose helicopter.

"kasatka" means "killer whale".

"Look out it's a kasatka!"
-an underwater dude seeing a killer whale

by Dave March 31, 2004