Definitions by Dave

Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

Apu by Dave January 15, 2004

political correctness

The biggest excuse since canned cheese.

"We can't have movies like Blazing Saddles, or shows like Monty Python of Beavis & Butthead because of political correctness!! >.< watch, if I put up some movie with fucked-up humor, it'll be taken off not because it's racist or stupid or anything, but because of politics!!! >_<"

political correctness by Dave January 15, 2004

castlevania 

*The castle in Transylvania.
*One of Konami's greatest masterpieces! ^.^

You want a real example of Castlevania? Play the game series!!

castlevania by Dave January 15, 2004

penis envy 

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

penis envy by Dave January 15, 2004

knucks 

Short for "knuckles".

"I'm buyin' me some brass knucks."

knucks by Dave January 15, 2004

whip the willy 

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

whip the willy by Dave January 15, 2004

hypocrate 

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

hypocrate by Dave January 15, 2004