Definitions by Dat_Boi33

Cuphead 

A game fucked hard in the ass by it’s own fan base. Was an Xbox Exclusive until people started pirating it for PC. There’s no disc for cup head which is why this game failed 2 months into its release. It’s also coming to the switch and the creators of cyphers are begging the fuck out of Nintendo for cuphead to make it in to super smash bros and now relying to its fan base.

Hey want to play Cuphead after school? It will be fun!
Fuck no bitch go masturbate to its fan base

Cuphead by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Dame tu cosita 

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life

Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore

Dame tu cosita by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018

School

The most boring as fuck place in the whole entire fucking planet where you spend 18 years shoving shit you will never need in your life up your ass and getting yelled at for no fucking reason. Then the teachers send you a parent conference wasting your parents time.

Hey son you like school so far?

Fuck no how in the living hell would you like something that makes you really fucking bored.

School by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Project 

A fucking nightmare when teachers want to know your how smart you are and make you shove money up your ass to buy supplies because your school is broke as fuck. Then the whole entire week you remember you had to do a project and you say “tomorrow I’ll do it” then you wake up for school the day it is due and you are like “oh shit the project! The teacher will rape my report card!” And have the teacher scream at you because you didn’t do it.

Yo you did the project?

Lmao fuck no fucking nerd

Project by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Clash Royale 

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”

You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?

Clash Royale by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

Valentine’s Day 

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

Valentine’s Day by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018